How men change

The Love Word:  After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!  After 6 months: Of course, I love you.  After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?  Back from Work:  After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!  After 6 months: I'm BACK!!  After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?  Phone Ringing:  After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.  After 6 months: Here, it's for you.  After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!