a nice story about india

An American decided to write a book  about famous churches around the  World.  So he bought a plane ticket and  took a trip to China.  On his first day he was inside a  church taking photographs when  heNoticed a golden telephone  mounted on the wall with a sign  that read "$10,000 per call".  The American, being intrigued,  asked a priest who was strolling by what  The telephone was used for.  The priest replied that it was a  direct line to heaven and that for  $10,000 you could talk to God.  The American thanked the priest  and went along his way.  Next stop was in Japan. There, at  a very large cathedral, he saw the  Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.  He wondered if this was the same  kind of telephone he saw in China and  He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.  She told him that it was a direct  line to heaven and that for $10,000  He Could talk to God.  "O.K., thank you," said the American.  He then travelled to Pakistan,  Srilanka, Russia, Germany and France.  In every church he saw the same  golden telephone with the same "$10,000  Per call" sign under it.  The American, upon leaving Vermont  decided to travel to up to India to  See if Indians had the same phone.  He arrived in India, and again, in  the first church he entered, there  Was the same golden telephone,  but this time the sign under it read  "One Rupee per call."  The American was surprised so  he asked the priest about the sign..  Father, I've traveled all over  World and I've seen this same golden  Telephone in many churches. I'm  told that it is a direct line to Heaven,  But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.  Why is it so cheap here?"  Readers, it is your turn........  Think .....before you scroll  down...  ................................................  ................................  ..............................................  ..........................................................  ........................................................  ...........................................................  ..........................................................  ..........................................................  ..........................................................  ........................................................  ..........................................................  .........................................................  ..........................................................  ...........................................................  ..........................................................  The priest smiled and answered,  "You're in India now, Son - it's a Local Call".  This is the only heaven on the Earth.  KEEP SMILING  i m proud to be an indian ....  ru?

nice ones

Did Anyone Ever Tell You,  Just How Special You Are  The Light that You Emit  Might even Light a Star  Did Anyone Ever Tell You  How Important You Make Others Feel  Somebody out here is Smiling  About Love that is so Real  Did Anyone Ever Tell You  Many Times, When They were Sad  Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit  In Fact It made Them Glad  For the Time You Spend Sending Things  And Sharing Whatever You Find  There are No Words to Thank You  But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine  Did Anyone Ever Tell You  Just How Much They Love You  Well, My Dearest Friend  Today I am Telling You

shayari

Maine khamoshi ki go’dme sar rakh diya hai,  Mai balloon me tumhary ungliyan mahsoos karta hoon,  Mere pahloo me jaltey khwab hain ab rakh ki surat mai  Tumhari yaad ke resham bhi ab neendain nahi buntey  Meri aankhon me jaise thur ke mausam ka basera hai  Mere andar ke san’natoon me gahri neend aayee hai,  Suno!!  Un yaadon se kahdo,  Mujhe kuch der sone de  Suno main thak gaya hoon  Bahot hi thak gaya hoon.

Ways To Propose Her ............ (at your own risk!!!)

1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)  "You're under arrest!"  (For what?)  "For stealing my heart."  2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?  3. are your legs tired?  ( girl: Why?)  because you have been running through my mind all day!  4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"  5. Can you give me directions to your heart?  I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes  6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt,jacket, etc.)  She would say,"What are doing"  respond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."  7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)  "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."  8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?  9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?"  "No" he answers.  "Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece"  10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek,and die on your lips.  11. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.  12. Are you lost?  'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.  13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?  14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.  15. Do you have a map? ….I just got lost in your eyes.  16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.  17. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

meanings for life

1. College ************ ********* * Yaadein 
2. Pricipal ************ ********* * Jaani Dushman 
3. Classes ************ ********* * Kabhi Kabhi 
4. Canteen***** ********* ********* Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna 
5. Course ************ ********* ** Godzilla 
6. Exams ************ ********* ** Kalyug 
7. Examination hall ************ Chamber of Secret 
8. Exam-Time ************ ****** Qayamat Se Qayamt Tak 
9. Question Paper******* *******Paheli 
10.Answer Paper******* ******** Kora Kagaz 
11.Cheating* ********* ********* ** Aksar/Chupke Chupke 
12. Paper Out ************ ****** Plan 
13.Examiner ************ ******* The Killer 
14.Last Exam ************ ***** Independence Day 
15.Paper Correction** ********* Andha Kanoon 
16.Marks**** ********* ********* * Assambhav ............ . 

ghazal

Tumhain Dil Say Bhulatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain,  Dard Dil Main Jagatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoot Rooti Hain..  Tumharay baad Chahat K Sabhi Punchi Uray Jaan,  Kahin Bhi Dil Lagatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..  Teri Tasweer, Adhooray Khat Tu Jala Diey Hum Nay,  Ab Paani Pay Naqsh Banatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..  Ghata Aawargi Main Jab Siyah Choola Pehanti Hai,  Parenday Jab Satatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..  K Jab Bhi Shaam Dhalti Hai Meri Qismat K Sab Taray,  Falaq Par Jagmagatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..  Sard Tareek Raaton Main Siyah Sawan Ki Barish Main,  Dard Jab Muskuratay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..  Saahil Ki Woh Mitti K Jis Pay Khoon Hathoon Say,  Wafa Likh Kar Mitatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain

positive eyes

Here is me again with a bunch of cheerful morning wishes  along with few thought pondering words.  If our eyes are positive, we would like all the people in the world  but if our tongue is positive, all the people in the world will like us.  90 % of problems of life are due to the tone of voice and not what we say.  It is how we say that creates the problem.  Let us use our words wisely and make our little world  a pleasant place to dwell.  Have a lovely day dears.

a puzzle

Hello 
Are you Buzzin! 

Here is one puzzle for u all 
If u r intelligent then reply me the right answer. 
Ok. 

I am a 7 letter city. 
My 234 lettes is a bird. 
61 is a cool. 
1274 is a part of the face. 
4713 is way of saying good. 
4 equals 5. 

If u r a genius then find the name and reply me. 
Thanks & Regards 

How men change

The Love Word:  After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!  After 6 months: Of course, I love you.  After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?  Back from Work:  After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!  After 6 months: I'm BACK!!  After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?  Phone Ringing:  After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.  After 6 months: Here, it's for you.  After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

message to friend

I'll Always Be There  In times of trouble,  In times of need,  If you are feeling SAD,  You can count on me.  I will give you a wink,  Until you smile,  And stand by your side.  I'l l be there for you till the end,  I'll always and forever, be your best friend!

nice thoughts

Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means  of luck. Illness, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer  stupidity all occur to test limits of your soul.

nice thought

Tell yourself you are a great inpidual and believe in yourself, for if you  don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you.  Create you own life and then go out and live it.