Sunday, October 26, 2008

Subject: Try again....good one


  A young unwed girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared,she confides 
this 'news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who 
was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the 
phone and makes a call. 

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and 
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive 
suit steps out of it and enters the house. 

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and 
tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. 
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but 
I'll take responsibility. 

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach 
villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a 
couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a 
factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do 
you suggest I do?" 

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on 
the man's shoulder and tells him, 

"You can try again!"

 

 

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